The Homicidal Homemaker

Every Easter, it seems like we’ve all got hard boiled eggs on the brain. After dyeing and decorating them, what else is one to do with them other than the same-old...

I was delighted when Joe Bob selected Demon Wind as one of his picks for Season One of The Last Drive-In. I randomly watched this film a few years prior, and was...

Enchant your Valentine with my recipe for a shimmering "The Love Witch" cocktail - it only takes a few ingredients and the no-fuss prep makes it a breeze to put together!

Start the New Year off by baking up a "Thinner" Cursed Strawberry Pie! This recipe uses less sugar than a typical strawberry pie, and uses blood orange flesh, juice, and zest for...

Looking to stay on Sam's good side this Halloween? Bake up this pumpkin spice cookie cake inspired by his deadly lollipop! Packed with fall flavors and spooky fun, it's perfect for your next Halloween party—or a solo movie night enjoying "Trick 'r Treat."

This vegan Jambalaya could fool any seasoned carnivore. This Jambalaya is a party in a pot, and it’s generously spiked with Joe Bob’s favorite—Lone Star Beer. Serving this with sour cream and a squeeze of lime further elevates the flavors.

It doesn't have to be Fat Tuesday to enjoy Victor Crowley's King Cake, my morbid, intestinal twist on a Mardi Gras tradition, inspired by Hatchet! When there's a party, there's usually cake....

I invite you to give Vincent Price's recipe for Stilton Cheese Slaw a try - a lighter take on traditional coleslaw, utilizing sour cream in the dressing, and adding an extra kick with Stilton blue cheese and bell peppers, making it perfect for your summer barbecues. If the thought of blue cheese makes you scream in terror, fear not — sharp cheddar would make an excellent replacement.

You don’t need to repeat his name five times to enjoy these Candyman inspired Severed Hand Honeybuns. Made with a soft homemade yeast dough, these donuts are deep-fried until golden, and then dipped in a sticky, sweet honey glaze. The taste, I can assure you, will be exquisite.

Here’s an engaging excerpt for your blog post: Feeling trapped during quarantine? Why not get creative in the kitchen with these quirky Nutella Rice Krispie treats shaped like toilet paper rolls! Inspired by the 2020 toilet paper crisis and Full Moon Features' "Corona Zombies," these hilarious and delicious treats bring a lighthearted twist to social distancing. Made with pantry staples like Nutella, marshmallows, and Cocoa Pebbles, they’re the perfect way to take a break from the chaos and enjoy some pandemic-inspired fun. Get ready to snack in style as you tune into a horror comedy that turns quarantine madness into zombie mayhem!