The Homicidal Homemaker

Start the New Year off by baking up a "Thinner" Cursed Strawberry Pie! This recipe uses less sugar than a typical strawberry pie, and uses blood orange flesh, juice, and zest for...

This vegan Jambalaya could fool any seasoned carnivore. This Jambalaya is a party in a pot, and it’s generously spiked with Joe Bob’s favorite—Lone Star Beer. Serving this with sour cream and a squeeze of lime further elevates the flavors.

It doesn't have to be Fat Tuesday to enjoy Victor Crowley's King Cake, my morbid, intestinal twist on a Mardi Gras tradition, inspired by Hatchet! When there's a party, there's usually cake....

I invite you to give Vincent Price's recipe for Stilton Cheese Slaw a try - a lighter take on traditional coleslaw, utilizing sour cream in the dressing, and adding an extra kick with Stilton blue cheese and bell peppers, making it perfect for your summer barbecues. If the thought of blue cheese makes you scream in terror, fear not — sharp cheddar would make an excellent replacement.

You don’t need to repeat his name five times to enjoy these Candyman inspired Severed Hand Honeybuns. Made with a soft homemade yeast dough, these donuts are deep-fried until golden, and then dipped in a sticky, sweet honey glaze. The taste, I can assure you, will be exquisite.

Remembering the 2020 Toilet Paper Crisis—Never Forget While you can't dry your tears with these Toilet Paper Roll Nutella Rice Krispie Treats, their deliciousness will at least make you temporarily forget the...

In 1972’s Night of the Lepus, a hormone experiment gone wrong causes cuddly rabbits to produce oversized, bloodthirsty spawn—wreaking havoc throughout the town. Try my no-bake recipe for Bloodthirsty Bunny Truffles inspired by the film!

In 2017’s Terrifier, a demented clown named Art terrorizes anyone who crosses his path on Halloween night. Served upside-down and split down the middle like one of Art the Clown's victims, these bleeding Terrifier Turnovers make a deliciously morbid Valentine’s Day treat!

Creep-out your holiday cookie platters with these easy, no-decoration-required Cookies & Cream Tombstone Cookies! Holidays are a wonderful time to spend with family and friends, but sometimes, all the pressures of shopping...

This cocktail starts off with a homemade bright blue Tenafly Viper liquor made with butterfly pea flower, which changes to a bright purple when you add in a squeeze of lime juice! If you want to take it a step further, drop in a fizzing tablet for foaming, color-changing action, reminiscent of the victims in the film.