The Homicidal Homemaker

All work and no play during the holidays can give anyone the urge to grab the nearest axe and go full-on Jack Torrance on their family. This blood-red twist on a classic Hot Buttered Rum will help keep you from freezing to death out in the cold hedge maze, with a generous splash of spiced rum to calm those nerves.

Many of the flesh-eating scenes in the film were leftover hamburgers and meatballs from lunch…covered in chocolate syrup. So to pay homage to the “human flesh” the zombies feasted on throughout the film, I’ve concocted a rich and tangy BBQ sauce using Bosco Chocolate Syrup.

With a naturally-colored green homemade bun topped with my favorite "Everything Bagel" seasoning, my Nightmare Queen is a little different than the Nightmare King it is inspired by, but it's still oh-so-delicious.

Sinfully delicious and blood-red, these Blood Orange Morgue-aritas are pumped full of flavor: bold citrus essence from the blood oranges, the right amount of tartness from the limes, a hint of sweetness from the simple syrup, and of course...tequila!