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Enchant your Valentine with my recipe for a shimmering "The Love Witch" cocktail - it only takes a few ingredients and the no-fuss prep makes it a breeze to put together!
“Thinner” Cursed Strawberry Pie with Blood Orange (Low Sugar Recipe)
Start the New Year off by baking up a "Thinner" Cursed Strawberry Pie!
This recipe uses less sugar than a typical strawberry pie, and uses blood orange flesh, juice, and zest for...
“The Last Drive-In” Lone Star Beer Jambalaya – Vegan Friendly!
This vegan Jambalaya could fool any seasoned carnivore. This Jambalaya is a party in a pot, and it’s generously spiked with Joe Bob’s favorite—Lone Star Beer. Serving this with sour cream and a squeeze of lime further elevates the flavors.
Victor Crowley’s King Cake – An Intestinal Twist on a Mardi Gras Tradition
It doesn't have to be Fat Tuesday to enjoy Victor Crowley's King Cake, my morbid, intestinal twist on a Mardi Gras tradition, inspired by Hatchet!
When there's a party, there's usually cake....
Sweets to the Sweet: “Candyman” Severed Hand Honeybuns
You don’t need to repeat his name five times to enjoy these Candyman inspired Severed Hand Honeybuns. Made with a soft homemade yeast dough, these donuts are deep-fried until golden, and then dipped in a sticky, sweet honey glaze. The taste, I can assure you, will be exquisite.
Recipes & More
“Corona Zombies” + Toilet Paper Roll Nutella Rice Krispie Treats
Remembering the 2020 Toilet Paper Crisis—Never Forget
While you can't dry your tears with these Toilet Paper Roll Nutella Rice Krispie Treats, their deliciousness will...
Night of the Lepus (or Monty Python) Bloodthirsty Bunny Truffles
In 1972’s Night of the Lepus, a hormone experiment gone wrong causes cuddly rabbits to produce oversized, bloodthirsty spawn—wreaking havoc throughout the town. Try my no-bake recipe for Bloodthirsty Bunny Truffles inspired by the film!
Channel Your Inner Art the Clown, and Hack Into These Terrifier...
In 2017’s Terrifier, a demented clown named Art terrorizes anyone who crosses his path on Halloween night. Served upside-down and split down the middle like one of Art the Clown's victims, these bleeding Terrifier Turnovers make a deliciously morbid Valentine’s Day treat!
Cookies & Cream Tombstone Cookies
Creep-out your holiday cookie platters with these easy, no-decoration-required Cookies & Cream Tombstone Cookies!
Holidays are a wonderful time to spend with family and friends,...